Nerdy Love: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 28th

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Overheard in the Parking Lot

My friend and I were sitting in his truck in the parking lot of a mall and deciding where to go. Then, a couple walks by and we over hear the girl say ‘its like that feeling after having the best sex ever!’. So we look at each other and bust out laughing as they walk by. They guy, who is out of our hearing range by now, turns and points to us and the girl starts freaking out.]; so my...

Dec 28th

48 notes

I hate you chocolate!

why are you so delicious? D: <3 our love … can never be.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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You know what boys say in the face of danger.

supersecretprincess: bowties-are-molto-bene: stop-its-ginger-time: revelio: Mummy. Oh God bahaha(:

Dec 26th

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Why do parents always treat other people’s kids better than they treat their own? /:

Dec 26th

tandy-kun asked: Have a very Merry Christmas babe. Thankyou for the lovely messages and support. I really appreciate them
xxx

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

singinwalrus asked: Merry Christmas, Spooky girl!

Pete (aka the Wiseowls)

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

6 notes

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Dec 24th

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Guy: Hey Baby, you got $5? Cause I got a foot long!

Girl: Honey, this ain't Subway, and you ain't fresh.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

Anonymous asked: why is the thing you say even when you say not inside mind but you really just say in general. why is it that the world circles and not know you're there, just circling inspite of you.

Dec 23rd

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